do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot
do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it
before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows
i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork
artwork that melts
“You are all welcome.”
Why is there an empty picture gif thing cmon man
DON’T YOU DARE
oh my god im babysitting and the kids are pokemon battling and the 7 year old girl just yelled “you don’t messpeon with my espeon” and ive been laughing for 10 minutes
- Guy: Did it hurt?
- Me: Did what hurt?
- Guy: when you fell from heaven? Because you're an angel
- Me: Nah my forty nine wings slowed my descent. I bruised one wanna see?
- Guy: What OH GOD OH GOD NO
- Me: *unfurls wings, opens a thousand eyes, becomes fire and lightning*
- Guy: *screaming*
- Me: SEE?
- Guy: *eyes explode, still screaming*